Hello lovelies. I don’t feel like doing a stitch of work today and so far have managed to achieve pretty much zilch, other than getting my kids to school on time. Which is something, I guess. I’ll pull myself together after a cup of tea, but until then I present to you the most frivolous and peculiar thing that I’ve spotted on Instagram for a long time… Mermaid Unicorn Toast. Have you seen this already? Maybe I’m late to the party but I love it. Clearly we’ve come a long way from rainbow cakes, multi-coloured macaroons and galaxy frosting. The trend of pimping up your toppings has evolved from celebrations and is coming to a slice of bread near you. Yip, apparently your bog-standard morning spread of avo, fish paste or Marmite is NOT GOING TO CUT IT. All the cool kids are enjoying their bit of burnt carbs with full-on painterly, decorated and sprinkled effects. It’s pretty insane but I like quirky and a bit potty. How could you start the day in a grumpy mood looking at something like this? What do you think? Is it a trend that makes you say W.H.Y? Or why on earth not…I think it’s delightful. Here’s a how-to-get-started if you want to unleash the rainbow.